Everything I need to say I learned from Futurama
Back before Ed Balls accepted the recommendations of the Badman report I’d probably have knocked up an Ed Phil to send to our LA. Not necessary, but you know, for a quiet life and with the clear understanding that it would have been all they were going to get, no annual monitoring rubbish. That was also before the doorstepping incident, which pushed me from politically stirred up and pissed off to really, REALLY pissed off.
Now? Well now I’m not going to play their stupid games at all. Balls hasn’t changed the law yet so they can just …
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"